On Writers and Writing
- Having a bit of a hard time trying to write a SHORT bio... I really don't want to be long winded... I really...
- I seem to subconsciously enjoy breaking that 'i' before 'e' rule... it would have helped if they taught me this shit in school.
- I'm gonna win a Hugo damnit! I don't write in that genre, but I'm gonna win!!! :P
- Some days I feel like I have so much to write about that it's paralyzing
- Tired and sore. Off to have a beer with my lovely writer minions. Be good.
- Television kills Poetry.
- Okay. Apparently men can cause retarded drama as well. My head hurts. Crazy fucking writers...
- @LexiBadger There may be no God, but there will always be a Chuck Norris
- Jesus ain't comin' fer easter!
- I'm finding it slightly amusing that people are thanking Jesus for dying for their sins here on twitter... I didn't know he had an account.
- @PoeticDreams Not sure if Jesus the Christ has a twitter account but I know the Lord our God does lol
- @4bit4 No no, I have not yet "found Jesus" :P
- @PoeticDreams Having a laugh at the expense of religion is up there on my list of things I love to do :)
- Looking for the cream faeries...
- @stiggz ewww why ya drinking Tim Horton's coffee? Plah
- coffee is divine.
- will suck cock for caffeine o_O
- @4bit4 I love my coffee strong like bull.10:47 PM Apr 21st from TweetDeckin reply to 4bit4
- Obama can kiss my big white Canadian ass.
- Bob Dylan should have twatter...
- Shephard Fairey is a hypocritical douche http://bit.ly/4Xb3u
- @LexiBadger Disney scares me.
- @SunnyCrittenden hehe it's a movie called 'The Wrestler' - that's enough to make me not watch it :P
- spamming is... tacky.
- The key to happiness is... LOL cats.
- Life is weird. And then you die and I bet that's pretty weird too.
pain is hurty
- @4bit4 awesome is almost as good an ingredient as love!
- laughter = HA x Apr 20th from TweetDeck
- @PoeticDreams WHAT! We don't have Fruity Pebbles??
- That popsicle was the most interesting thing that's happened to me all day.
- blackberries rock! The actual berries, that is.
- @SunnyCrittenden Everytime you talk about coke you make me salivate.
- @nav0n0d On the plus side, both of those beverages are bound to make you infertile :-D
- @4bit4 you kids and your sugar free sody pops :P
- my hot cocoa is only luke warm :(
- @4bit4 I'm definitely a girl who enjoys her beverages :)
- I make babies cry
- People follow me on twitter because I'm sexy.
- @SunnyCrittenden hmmm, I will probably agree with you on this as we both know my tendency toward naivety :P
- @SunnyCrittenden lmfao that's crazy, I live for your poop posts.10:54 PM Apr 5th from web in reply to SunnyCrittenden
- I'm a miserable bitch, but I loves you all < Apr 16th from TweetDeck
- @4bit4 @marylin :P I'm the annoying girl who corrects people when they misspell my lovely name. mwa!
Didn't Need To Know That
- My nipples hurt.
- I am NOT pregnant. He's been snipped and I was on the pill... c'maaaaan.
- Sunny's poo smells like apples.
- Ooooh young Angelina tits!
- watchin' porn
- @SunnyCrittenden mmmm bag of dicks... nom nom
- I am somewhat drunk and would really like some chocolate.
- @PoeticDreams at least i didn't get the jumbo tube hehe
- *A-CHOOOOOO!!!!* Oops, nipple pop out!
- Look mom, I'm twatting.
- Gone to play with the doctor... text me.
- At a meeting.... super sekret shtuff
- I would I were thy twat
- Working on work... you can't see it... it's a seeecret!
- waiting for Don to come over and wishing I had a handgun and some vodka.
- @LexiBadger It's some kind of hair dresser conspiracy!
- Note to self: remember to rant about guys who are so fucking whiny that I just want to drop kick them.
- @4bit4 hmmm true. but then again, if you are seeing leprechauns, you may need some help anyway :P Just sayin'
- I wonder how some people are able to continue wearing two faces without eventually having at least one of them kicked in...
- A pill, a pill! To cure what ills.
- Wondering if there are any adverse affects to taking Ativan and Codeine together
- Annoying the neighbours again with my singing :P ♫ http://blip.fm/~4ygwv
- is makin' da artz
- @SunnyCrittenden @LexiBadger and @4bit4 you guys kick the can across the street. I need a shot of vodka < Apr 25th from TweetDeck
My Favourite Tweets
- Welcome to PMS town, motherfuckers! Population: my crotch! LexiBadger
- do you think Leonard Cohen Twitters? Cos i would actually SHUT UP for veryvery few things, But id have a FEED on the LC Code. courtneylover79
(this is the smartest thing Courtney Love has twatted so far)
- haha I love that every time I mention poop on Twitter, it kills a follower. It's kinda like every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. SunnyCrittenden
- @Jason_Pollock - Are you the real Jason Pollock or a fake? Steve_Buscemi
- Merry Jesus On A Stick Day, everybody! < Apr 10th from TweetDeck LexiBadger
(Lexi wishing you a happy Easter)
- had a dream last night with Hunter S. Thompson. We drank vodka at a bayou in
- my duet w/ katy perry will be called "i kissed a girl & i liked it but then i had to deal with her vagina & i didn't know what to do." amandapalmer
- I've had this going through my head off and on for the past week. And then I found it on YouTube. http://is.gd/nc1F :oD LexiBadger
Stuff & Things
- This website is pretty darn cool http://wearehunted.com/ maybe now I'll have a clue what's popular these days lol
- omg this is so weeeeird - http://lab.drwicked.com/wri...
- http://bit.ly/UNlvs what zee frack?
- @PoeticDreams http://tinyurl.com/59cerd hehe
- http://guesshermuff.blogspo... a new pastime?
- @amandapalmer [blog] "get that sword away from my goddam vagina" - read it at http://bit.ly/afp040309 (wtf is wrong with the world?)
- @babysinead Do men STILL think this way? Scary... http://www.youtube.com/watc...
- @SunnyCrittenden @thaPHLASH Shepard Fairey sucks... http://is.gd/19e2
- WTF http://tinyurl.com/dne69t
- @HamiltonLive Canadian goose attacks boat owner - Video : http://hellotxt.com/l/c3as "crazy ass goose!"
- Most girls never change... http://www.foundmagazine.co...
- @globebooks http://tinyurl.com/c32867
- fu2 http://tinyurl.com/dlpqpc
Last, but not least, my friends Sunny & Blake need your help, so please…
- Vote for @SunnyCrittenden to win a 2009 Nissan Cube or you will be killing hundreds of harmless puppies and kitties http://is.gd/sM01 PLZ RT Just kidding. No animals will be harmed. But vote for @4bit4 to win a 2009 Nissan Cube http://is.gd/sM01 PLZ RT - make me smile :) PLZ RT