I have a healthy morning ritual that consists of coffee and cigarettes: this comes before food and cognitive thought.
It's a horribly unhealthy mixture but I love it.
I wake up all groggy and yucky, still three quarters of the way in dreamland, and I reach for the smokes, brew up some coffee (PC Dark right now) and let the beautiful nic-caffeine mixture do its work on me.
Mmmmm... It's disgustingly wonderful.